A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told...
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of...
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk...
A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, “Do you have any small notebooks?” “Sorry,” says the manager. “We’re...
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night. “How’s business?” asked the first. “Rotten,” replied the other. “Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty...
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
Two women were playing a round of golf. One of them teed off and watched in shock as her ball flew straight toward a group of...
A plumber was called to a woman’s apartment in New York to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the...
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and...
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret...