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A drunk takes his dog for a walk. After awhile he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a...
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said....
One day, a blonde was shopping for some shoes. As she picked up a nice pair, she saw the price… $100. She called over the store...
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. He staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and...
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wife in bed with another man. “Get over it, buddy,” he said. “It’s not...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought...
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an queer! He doesn’t believe in God or Jesus or anything! “Don’t worry,...
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other.”...
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My...