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A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.” He said, “I’ll...
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. He wife calls and asks if he is...
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John and Tony were in the bar, pondering over Tony’s problems. “Andrea and I want to get married,” said Tony, “but we can’t find anywhere to...
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A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says...
A man walks into the barber shop, sits down in the chair and the barber asks, “How do you want your haircut?” The man says, ”...
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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh,...