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A man goes into a restaurant and orders soup. When the waiter brings out the bowl he has his thumb stuck in the soup, but the...
An elderly couple is beginning to notice that neither of them seem to be able to remember things as well as they used to. So, they...
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed undressed, with a lovely young girl. Just as she...
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, “Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed...
There is a blonde, she wants to buy a microwave. So she goes in and asks the sales clerk, “How much for that microwave?” The salesclerk...
A couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers...
Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goes up to St. Peter who says, “I have only one question before you go into heaven:...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A very elderly couple is having their 75th wedding anniversary. The man said to his wife, “Dear there is something that i must ask you. It...