A couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers...
Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goes up to St. Peter who says, “I have only one question before you go into heaven:...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A very elderly couple is having their 75th wedding anniversary. The man said to his wife, “Dear there is something that i must ask you. It...
A 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t...
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she...
An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for...
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and...
A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he’d left the light on in the garden shed she could see it from...
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?”...