A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. “Where did you get the...
An old man goes golfing every weekend. His wife always complains about his going and leaving her alone. So one weekend he says, “Why don’t you...
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM. The wife undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How...
A man goes into a restaurant and orders soup. When the waiter brings out the bowl he has his thumb stuck in the soup, but the...
An elderly couple is beginning to notice that neither of them seem to be able to remember things as well as they used to. So, they...
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed undressed, with a lovely young girl. Just as she...
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, “Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed...
There is a blonde, she wants to buy a microwave. So she goes in and asks the sales clerk, “How much for that microwave?” The salesclerk...