A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past...
A couple were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp...
The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The patient says, “Lay it on me Doc. What’s the bad news?” “You...
A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to the driver’s window and asked, “Sir, may I see your driver’s license...
The mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride...
An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and...
A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness,...
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and...
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!” “Is that you or the wine...
Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never believe...