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He is in charge of the copying of holy texts. He notices that all of the monks are copying copies of their sacred texts. He goes...
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got...
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe...
Ole and Sven go out squirrel hunting one afternoon. Ole needs to toss a whiz so he steps behind a tree to take care of business....
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘careful! Put in some...
A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table....
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the...
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you...
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
During their vocabulary session the teacher begins her lesson with the word Contagious. So the teacher asks, “Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?”...
A certain king of Spain who was very proud of his ancestors was known for his cruelty toward those who were weaker than him. Once he...
Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, “Which one should I show, the...
This is said to be a favorite story of Lyndon Johnson’s. A preacher was becoming terribly distracted by a man who came to church every Sunday...
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game...
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation. There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he’s on his way to The Royal York...
The old beady-eyed moderator in charge of the classroom stared towards the clock at the end of the room as the students furiously scribbled down the...
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our...
