When the expensive printer/ photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page. The office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly...
When I was interned in Dr Eiras Hospital, I began to have panic crises. One day, I decided to consult the psychiatrist in charge of my...
A American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando ,...
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians, when you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating...
“Away with you, vile insect!” said a Lion angrily to a Gnat that was buzzing around his head. But the Gnat was not in the least...
Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve...
The late king of a known Kingdom had ten wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat any of his servants who made a mistake....
If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with...
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot...
Open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back,...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your Oceanside condo, over...
One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company. He passed the first interview, the director did the last...
Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10...
The little boy had been looking out of West-jet Airlines plane window on a flight from Toronto to Calgary when he turned to his mother and...
Sometimes your biggest weakness can become your biggest strength. Take, for example, the story of one 10-year-old boy who decided to study judo despite the fact...
Whispering firmly to the dying man, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!” The dying man said...
A woman walks into the City Center link office, trailed by 15 kids. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he...