They each say excuse me and the young man says, “I’m sorry I bumped into you, it’s just that I’m looking for my wife.” I lost...
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000.” If it...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
They were reaching a stalemate. One day, an American came up with a plan that would win them the war. The private explained his plan to...
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office...
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.Peter is leafing through the big book to see if the guy is worthy...
Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side...
The General went out to find that none of his soldiers were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. “Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see...
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board...
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around,...
She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles...
One day a city mouse went to visit his friend in the country. The country mouse was very glad to see his good friend. He gave...
A carpenter went home after shutting down his workshop. A black poisonous cobra entered his workshop. The cobra was hungry and hoped to find its supper...
A man walks into the front door of a bar, he is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and...
The income was pitiful, the plumbing rattled, the roof leaked, the air conditioning didn’t work, and the church didn’t have the funds for any repairs. Then,...
A baker wanted to get to know a great guru in his town a little better, so he invited him to dinner. The day before, the...
“A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted… Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s...
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it....
A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She offered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt...