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Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said: “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a...
A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” says the little boy. His mother tells...
A priest was hiking in the woods when suddenly a mountain lion appeared, ready to devour the man whole. The priest quickly falls to his knees,...
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at...
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always...
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM: “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.” HER: “But...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame. “Honey,” she said to...
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!” The man...
