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Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters...
The man checked his speed and saw he was going 30mph. He thought, “Am I crazy, or is this chicken keeping pace with me at 30mph?”...
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer...
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now...
The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with...
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk I’ve heard that...
One night the Nasreddin Hodja looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. “Oh no!” he exclaimed. “The moon has fallen...
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It’s just an old basketball injury.” His...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
Once upon a time an old man and a young man were living nearby. The old man spread rumors that his young neighbor was a thief....
An Arab Sheik was admitted to St Vincent ‘s Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
Here I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps...
A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he...
After having won many archery contests, the town champion went to the Zen master. I am the best of all, he said. I didn’t study religion,...
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady...
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to...
Two math professors are in a restaurant. One argues that the average person does not know any math beyond high school. The other argues that the...
A philosopher was strolling through the forest with a disciple, discussing the importance of unexpected encounters. According to the philosopher, everything around us provides us with...
They were stuck behind a really slow group of golfers. The economist fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!” The...
