An anthropologist studying the habits and customs of an African tribe found himself surrounded by children most days. So he decided to play a little game...
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously...
The first guy goes in and kicks as., best job interview he’s ever done in his life end of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:...
A businessman was in big trouble He had put everything into his business, and now it was failing. It was so bad he was even contemplating...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs,...
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?”...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that...
There was a prince who was besotted with his own beauty If any traveler came to the palace he would ask him: “Have you ever seen...
A lady walks into a pet store. She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO The lady asks the pet shop...
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to...
Two roosters fought for supremacy in the farmyard. Finally one was vanquished and he went and hid himself in a corner of the hen-house. The victor...
One of the priests said, “Sometimes it feels like such a burden to always be the one who listens to other people’s problems. I can only...
A couple went for a cruise tour to enjoy their private honeymoon while leaving their children at home Unfortunately, the cruise ship was sinking due to...
A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...
While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To his...
One day Nasreddin Hodja quarrelled with his wife. He shouted at her till she could not bear it and fled to her neighbor’s house The Hodja...
A young couple move into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging up the washing...
An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have...
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call as soon as possible, changed his clothes...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet The bartender would squeeze a...