A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot...
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. For their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in...
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave...
A old couple are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old woman looks at him...
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you...
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a...
An Elderly Cowboy Slim Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. He said, “When I...
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...