A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If...
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous...
A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes...
Once a doctor asked a old man and his old wife for their health secrets. The old man said, “I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady. “So tell me why did...
“A 70 years old retired Military officer had one hobby he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She wanted to discuss...