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A US Sailor is in a Mexican harbor town He’s a bit concerned about what time it is so he isn’t late to get back on...
One day, a park ranger stopped by my house and knocked on the door. I opened it, and he came inside. He asked me if I...
A man came home from work and settled down in his favorite chair in front of the TV and said to his wife “quick bring me...
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There was once a small town called Redditville. In this town lived a homeless man named ThunderingSacks. Our homeless hero was well known for taking a...
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My general was making so damn angry by giving me extra work. So i started thinking of a way to get back at him. So i...
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a protection, cuts off...
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar.” “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he...
A philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil...
An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory. Fearful that they may be developing...
A Texas State trooper pulled a car over about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the...
I went to a Dynamo show the other day… I went to a Dynamo show the other day with my mom and dad. We were sat...
I went to a Dynamo show the other day… I went to a Dynamo show the other day with my mom and dad. We were sat...
A rather virtuous young couple marry. The soon-to-be lovers fly immediately after the ceremony to Toronto for their Honeymoon. After a wet (or at least slightly...
Two immigrants are on a ship heading to America. One asks the other, “What is the first thing you are going to do when you get...
A kid asks his father “Dad whats politics?” “Politics? Well, consider our home. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your mother is...
A man calls his house to ask his wife a question. A little girl picks up the phone. “Hi honey, can you put your mom on...