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An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. He staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wife in bed with another man. “Get over it, buddy,” he said. “It’s not...
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a...
A woman got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in...
Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age,...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders. “Where is God?” The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond. “Okay, Mary, Where...
Three doctors are out geese hunting. A gaggle flies over and the oncologist raises and then lowers his gun. “I better conduct an MRI first to...
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop....
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an queer! He doesn’t believe in God or Jesus or anything! “Don’t worry,...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, you can...
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. “You gotta help me find...
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says; “Get gas and free make love here”. So obviously the guy was...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist: “Don’t...
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other.”...
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the...
