A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down […]
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and […]
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these […]
Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the […]
An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of […]
An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The […]
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things, when […]
Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: Yes Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk […]
An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. When the wife ask her husband, […]
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him […]
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married […]
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in […]
An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in […]
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. […]
Mary and Dave went out to a romantic dinner. Dave took Mary out for a […]
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee, when he noticed a […]
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets […]
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, […]
The animals of the forest are having a meeting. For months on end, there was […]
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the […]