A Male patient just recovered successfully from a lovemaking threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on...
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having lovemaking. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees...
A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, “Watch this!” The little...
An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and...
A young man goes into a drug store to buy rubber pack. The pharmacist tells him that the rubber come in packs of three, nine, or...
A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the...
Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, “Mother, I’ve got a stomach ache.” “That’s because your stomach is empty,” the mother replied. “You would feel better if you...
A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, “What’s wrong, son?” The kid tells his dad that he’s upset...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother...
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one...
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to...
A girl asks her father, “Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?” “No,” says her father, “it rains to make the plants grow....
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started...
A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, “Can I have a cigarette?” The bartender replies, “Sure, the cigarette machine is...
A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton...
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, “An enemy ship is approaching us!” The captain replies calmly,...
A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before...
There’s a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a steep...