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A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven. A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly...
Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night. They get lost on their way and mistakenly take a wrong route. They enter a...
A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A...
A father, mother and their young son went out to spend time on the beach on a hot summer’s day. As soon as they reached the...
In their small town, a couple was famous for the husband being 102 years old and his wife being 98 years old. They were both in...
An elderly couple in Down east Maine are in bed one night when the old man wakes up and realizes his wife has passed away… So...
Three men died and went to heaven. They were asked there how they all died. The first man said: I was at work, when I got...
He says, “Doctor, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” The doctor cautiously placed his...
Marie and Edith, two elderly friends, were out for a drive. Both struggled to see over the dashboard, but that didn’t stop their journey. As they...
A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day’s trip, he asks the clerk for a single room. As the...
A man walks into a bar on a cold, rainy day and tells the bartender, “This is the third time I’ve been in this bar.” “Really?”...
A man walks into a bar and says, “Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!” The bartender shrugs and pours him a...
A wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood, looking down at the sleeping infant. She saw on...
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. “Where...
The barber says “Be about two and a half hours.” The guy leaves. A couple of days later, he shows up again with the same question....
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: “How strange, I also just ordered...
A man who recently visited the doctor was sitting around and waiting for a call with his results. After a few days he gets a call...
A little old lady adopted a parrot from an animal shelter. The man behind the counter warned her that the parrot had a foul mouth, but...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses,...
A police officer sees a blonde woman crying under a street lamp on the sidewalk. He asks her what’s wrong and if there’s anything he can...
