A man walks into a bar, already drunk, and asks for a drink. “Sorry,” the bartender says, “but you obviously already had a little too much...
A son challenged his boastful father to a game of golf. The son was determined to beat his father in golf for the first time. On...
A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection, when he posed the following question to his wife of 20...
The young couple admired the scarecrow they saw along the road. “Look at that,” said the girl. “Not a crow in sight.” The boy looked at...
A man goes into a coffee shop and says, “I would like one of your special breakfasts.” “No problem,” comes the reply from behind the counter....
One evening, a family sat down for dinner. The mother served fish and cauliflower. They were all eating, until the boy, chewing on his fish, found...
Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. “I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly...
The math teacher was giving a lesson on fractions and wrote an example on the chalkboard. He explained that the numerator was the top and the...
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when...
A family enters a large store. After browsing for several moments they purchase some goods and head for the large counter at the front of the...