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The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The patient […]
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on […]
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you […]
A famous doctor was being interviewed by the news media. Looking to spice things up […]
A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to the […]
A man visited the doctor. “Doctor, I have terrible flatulence, I have it all the […]
Two Irishmen were talking: The first asks, “Connor, you know that guy Trump who is […]
A 15-year-old rolled up at home in a shiny Porsche, leaving his parents in shock. […]
A man went to his doctor and told him that he had not been feeling […]
The mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver […]
A beautiful, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane. The […]
There were two men at a bar, the first man said to the other one, […]
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had […]
Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the […]
One day an old lady and an old man were sitting on their porch when […]
An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a […]
Two men are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “I […]
A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old […]
“Louisa” asked her small brother, “could you help me with my math homework?” “Certainly not,” […]