An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm”?...
A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and...
A very elderly couple were having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leaned forward and said softly to his wife:...
Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they come back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt nature calling. They...
The teacher asked little Johnny, “What’s two and two?”. He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, “Four, teacher?”. She said, “Yes, that’s right, but you...
A husband said to his wife, “Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.” As expected, the wife wasn’t happy at being imposed upon...
There was once a couple that had been married for 20 years. They had a fine love life, with one exception: Every time they made love...
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than...
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, “my son is a priest. When he...
A man went into the kitchen to make breakfast and was shocked to see a rabbit sitting inside his refrigerator. He yelled “Hey! What are you...
A man walked into a local pharmacy while laughing hysterically. He asked for two rubber pack and still laughing, paid the pharmacist and walked out. The...
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?” “No”, she replies sleepily. “I...
One day, a little old lady went to see the doctor. The kindly medical professional asked her, “What seems to be the problem, dear?” She said,...
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says...
A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. “I think it’s raining,” says the man. “No, it’s snowing,” replies...
A newly married couple moved into their new home. The next day, the woman asked her husband: “Darling, one of the pipes in the bathroom is...
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. “Why so...
A man and his wife were at odds and not talking to each other. In the evening, the man suddenly remembered that he needed his wife...
A 60 years old billionaire marries a young 25 year old girl. After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage. After a few drinks, billionaire’s...