The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know....
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
Two medical students were walking along the street. When they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly....
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
A small boy Little Johnny was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parent’s room, and he decided to investigate. As...
“Susie asks, “Mommy, why do you always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the skillet?” “Oh, that’s just the way my...
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous,...