An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there was any way he could find out if his wife was hard...
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up....
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a leathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass said,...
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into...
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls...
A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy...
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says,...
A young teen aged girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a...
After a wonderful night of lovemaking, the young guy rolled over and was looking around, when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are “snowbirds” in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he...
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and...
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The...
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have lovemaking and tell if he see’s them doing anything wrong. So they...
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve...
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”...
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does loving, the woman never...