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A drunk man walks out of a bar and sees an ambulance speeding down the street with it’s sirens blaring. The drunk man dashes after the...
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have...
Jeff was fast asleep in his at bed at 3:00 am when he heard an urgent knocking at the door. Rubbing the sleep out of his...
A lady went to a doctor’s office where she was seen by a Doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the...
A cop pulled over a car and finds a young couple in the front seat. Where your seat belt young man? asked the cop. Oh, I...
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, and said, your husband has a...
Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters,...
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the...
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing...
A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my family.” “Your mother’s side, or father’s...
John was the cop in a small town where everyone knew each other. One night,a during his night patrol, he spotted the town drunk walking down...
A blond man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well”, the man explained, “my wife was press clothing,...
The hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck. After what seemed...
Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your age.” “For my age?” questioned Sam,...
Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” she asked.” “It’s $130”, was...
Due to a job transfer, Brian moved from his hometown to New York City. A Being that he had a very comprehensive health history, he brought...
A lady came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office. “Here”, said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The bathroom is over...
Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it...
An employee approached his boss regarding a dispute on his pay-check. Employee – Sir, this is $100 less than my salary. Boss – I know. But...
Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, a are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in...
