Nasreddin Hodja had a buffalo whose horns were set wide apart. Hodja often felt an urge to sit on the animal’s head between the horns, but...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them. At the end of...
While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven…...
When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. “Have you seen a doctor about...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
Girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She...
Near Tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior known for his complete lack...
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking....
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge...
“Bob, I’m sorry I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess, I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably...
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see...
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...
Three old ladies Gertrude, Maude and Tilly – were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in...
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two’s for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the...
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and...
A recently divorced man, heartbroken and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp Thinking his luck has finally changed, he rubs the lamp...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charity. The local animal shelter knows he has a dog...
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Beth, soon we will...