A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if...
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yell to her, “Hey lady, can you...
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,” the first...
Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an...
An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and...
An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things, when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of...
Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: Yes Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: No Wife: Liar...
An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. When the wife ask her husband, “Are you going to marry right after I die?” What a...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...