Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky. He...
They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they’re pretty desperate. Out on the water,...
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be...
Paddy and Murphy were watching a John Wayne movie. Paddy said to Murphy, “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse...
A man visited the pastor, a man well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention...
People have been coming to the wise man, complaining about the same problems every time. One day he told them a joke and everyone roared in...
An old hunter of foxes, considered to be the best in the region, decided finally to retire. He gathered together his belongings and resolved to set...
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it...
Two beggars live in a forest, near a city. Naturally they are enemies, because they are in the same profession and in competition. One is blind...
The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets. He says to the Priest, “That took great skill...
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife,...
Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. “He’s a magician,” said the small boy. “How interesting! What’s his...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
A beggar was given a piece of bread, but nothing to put on it. Hoping to get something to go with his bread, he went to...
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy, may I...
A Raven, which you know is black as coal, was envious of the Swan, because her feathers were as white as the purest snow. The foolish...
The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling with call girl and even murder!”...
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man...
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the wh*le body’s...
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She...