One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friends. He saw a monkey on a tree. “Will you be my friend?” asked the...
Two men were traveling in company along the road when one of them picked up a well-filled purse. “How lucky I am!” he said. “I have...
A disciple who loved and admired his teacher decided to observe his behavior minutely, believing that if he did everything that his teacher did, then he...
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar...
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many...
There was an old man who had a dream one night that he would be protected from a ravaging storm that would engulf his whole village....
“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes...
The leader of the captors said, “We’re going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn but first,...
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend Stacy, because I wanted to avoid a...
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop...
A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long. The man contemplated that question and looked...
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black...
“I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin...
Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son, who...
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself...
She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. “Tell...
Once upon a time there were two men in a wood-chopping contest. They were tasked with chopping down as many trees in the forest as they...
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss...