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A wonderful night of love making, The young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a...
A man walks into a bar and asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The bartender said: “Before you tell that joke...
A pirate goes into a bar and the bartender says: “Long time since I’ve seen you, man, you look terrible.” The pirate says: “I feel fine.”...
A boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it...
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be...
A drunk takes his dog for a walk. After awhile he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 am. And is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If i ever win the lottery what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
The Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played...
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said....
A man comes home early from work and shouts, “Honey, I’m home!” No reply. So he goes upstairs and calls from the landing, “Honey, I am...
A muscular young man from Iowa is in California. He goes to Musclee Beach and tries to strut his stuff, but none of the girls notice....
One day, a blonde was shopping for some shoes. As she picked up a nice pair, she saw the price… $100. She called over the store...
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents...
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play...
A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, so he started playing poker on Friday nights with his buddy’s just to get...
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk...
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a...
A lady boarded a bus with her baby. The driver looked at the baby, and said: “That’s the UGLIEST baby I’ve ever seen!” The lady slammed...
