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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies...
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!” Next time...
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
A little boy asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in make love. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her...
A man calls the hospital. He shouts into the receiver, “You gotta send some help, and fast! My wife’s going into labor!” The nurse says, “Calm...
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the...
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.” The bartender hands him the drink, and says...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...
