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But anyway, I joined an online dating site and met a girl. I hadn’t put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture...
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Shortly after British Airways 293 flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop...
A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. In the evening he goes to a fancy...
A leper goes to watch a baseball game but when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat. Because pieces of him are peeling and...