Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle he’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in...
A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, “I bet...
A mathematician, biologist and physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of...
The officer signals for her to pull over, and then walks over and asks her with a smile: “What’s the rush?” “I’m late for work.” “Sure,”...
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for...
“How can I know the best way to act in life?” The disciple asked the master. The master asked him to build a table. The disciple...
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning.” My mother...
The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
They were reaching a stalemate. One day, an American came up with a plan that would win them the war. The private explained his plan to...