On a very cold winter night, three homeless man huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, “I had...
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s...
One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, “Acts 2:38: ‘Repent & be baptized...
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention,...
Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other,...
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, “What are these clocks for?”...
Guy calls in to his Boss. Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now? Worker: I have...
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base. The Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.” As the rest...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...