Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your age.” “For my age?” questioned Sam,...
Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it...
Anne was on her deathbed breathing her last. “Anne”, said Anne’s husband Jim. “Please, please,tell me, is there anything I can do for you?” “Well” croaked...
A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money. The lady took a $20 bill out...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
A woman goes into a toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He...
A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. “We’re not taking on new staff,” they said. “But you can’t...
A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center. “Is that the High Street branch?”...