A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had...
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over...
Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had a heart attack. The other called 911. Someone answered, and he...
A man lives in a high rise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way to work, he takes the elevator all the way down...
A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!”...
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings, which happened to be on display. “I have good news...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it,...