An elderly man goes into a night house and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the...
Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my weapon hand job. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor...
A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain a person could possibly experience. “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in life than childbirth,”...
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?” His customer answers in...
An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having until...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they...
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained....
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store’s shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...