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Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other,...
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, “What are these clocks for?”...
Guy calls in to his Boss. Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now? Worker: I have...
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base. The Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.” As the rest...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. John said, “I’ve made one...
There’s a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles. The man finally stops and the officer tells him, “When...
An old man goes into Victoria’s Secret and tells the sales-person behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. “See,” explains the man, “It...
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...