Harry and his buddy Sam were going for a stroll. “Sam” said Harry “You know my wife?” “Sure do” said Sam. “Well she ain’t gonna be...
Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on...
A drunk man walks out of a bar and sees an ambulance speeding down the street with it’s sirens blaring. The drunk man dashes after the...
A cop pulled over a car and finds a young couple in the front seat. Where your seat belt young man? asked the cop. Oh, I...
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing...
A blond man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well”, the man explained, “my wife was press clothing,...
A lady came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office. “Here”, said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The bathroom is over...
Edward was lying on his deathbed and the family was taking turns spending time with him. As he was speaking to his young granddaughter Emily, Edward...
An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the...
A plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since...