A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was...
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist...
A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and...
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren...
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, “So, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered, “I hunt unicorns.” Paul...
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody...
A woman starts dating a doctor. She eventually becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years....
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have make...