A man sat in the confession booth in church and said : “Forgive me, my Father, for I have sinned !” “What have you done my...
A ventriloquist was performing at a club. With his dummy on his knee,he begins his routine with a series of dumb blonde jokes Suddenly,a blonde stands...
A plane crashes The only survivor is a flight atendant. She finds herself on a deserted island and after a while gets really hot so she...
Two Hillbillies sitting in a Diner having a bite to eat. After the meal they start to discuss their plans to expand the family moonshine business....
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when,...
In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm...
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to...
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get...
One Monday morning a guy was in the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you...