An accountant was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local night house. When he got to the first one, he...
A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid.”, answered the woman. “We...
A woman meets with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed,...
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a...
A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and...
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than...
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?” “No”, she replies sleepily. “I...
A man and his wife were at odds and not talking to each other. In the evening, the man suddenly remembered that he needed his wife...
One man was reading the newspaper in the afternoon when his wife suddenly came out from behind him and hit him in the head with the...
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...