A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her front in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency...
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy...
A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat...
A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?” Only one hand shot up. “Ok, answer, Joan,” said the teacher. “‘unlawful’...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to...
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I...