A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off to her house. Exhausted from the...
An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the...
George goes to the doctor after getting some very bad news about his condition. Doctor: “Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live.” George: “Doctor,...
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said, “Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.” The bad news is...
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked “Do...
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears....
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me, I hurt all over”,...
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week....