A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down, looks in his pocket then orders another one. He gulps that one down, looks...
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child...
A couple who’d been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told...
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of...
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk...
A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, “Do you have any small notebooks?” “Sorry,” says the manager. “We’re...
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night. “How’s business?” asked the first. “Rotten,” replied the other. “Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty...
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
Two women were playing a round of golf. One of them teed off and watched in shock as her ball flew straight toward a group of...