A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and...
A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he’d left the light on in the garden shed she could see it from...
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?”...
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of...
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in ‘Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What...
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented...
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...