A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived...
“You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated. “But officer, this weed isn’t mine It keeps appearing in my pocket...
A man passing by sees this message advertised at the entrance, and believes this to be a load of rubbish, but decides to try it out...
Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice...
An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got...
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll...
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father...
He saw an ad in the newspaper about a sales position. He didn’t know the first thing about sales, but figured he could learn, and so...
Once at a crossroad, Mulla Nasruddin Hodja saw a portly nobleman riding towards him. “I say, Mulla,” said the man. “Which is the way to the...
Following a vow of silence, none of the monks were allowed to speak at all. But there was one exception to this rule every ten years,...
A Samurai who was known for his nobility and honesty, went to visit a Zen monk to ask him for his advice. When the monk had...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
Mrs Santa was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much...
Once upon a time a river ran through a green field. There lived an ant beside the stream. One day the ant went to stream to...
A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a process...
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from...
A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back...
A State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” He turns...
Nasreddin Hodja, having need for a large cooking container, borrowed his neighbor’s copper cauldron, then returned it in a timely manner. “What is this?” asked his...
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely the best way...