There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental value...
A couple whose marriage was on the rocks sought the advice of their pastor. The pastor encouraged them to patch up their quarrel and keep their...
In ancient Greece there lived an old man (Cimon). The old man was sentenced to hunger death, he was kept in prison. The idea was to...
A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a...
A poor slave, ill-treated by his master, runs away to the forest. There he comes across a lion in pain because of a thorn in his...
Hodja had a dream. A man knocked at his door and asked if he could spend the night in his house. He said he would pay...
Queensland farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through...
A man visited the pastor, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor, ” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your...
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of...
Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother...
Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas day their...
Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when...
A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he...
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for...
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know...
They take a seat, the ladies chat with one another across the table, as do the gents. Fred asks Harold, “Are you still going to that...
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he...
He went to buy a guard dog, but his wife was angry when he returned with a chihuahua. So the guy goes to a pet shop...
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for...