A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put...
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and...
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he...
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I...
There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver...
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret...
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a...
On Christmas Eve, little Timmy made a wish that Santa would deliver the best gift ever. When he woke up the next morning, he ran downstairs...
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who...
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: “Man, you have no idea what I had to...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her...
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling… “CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!!...
A rabbit hops into a pub and asks the bartender, “Could I get a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?” The bartender is...
It’s demob time in the army, and as things have gone so well there’s a new wheeze. “Every retiring soldier is entitled to a bonus,” says...
The town decided to put on a Christmas carol performance, but there was some drama in the cast. The choir was a mess, the stage crew...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove...
Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are. The first one said:...
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end...
Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to...