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An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and...
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg,...
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump...
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers,...
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and...
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared...
The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What...
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all...
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled...
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies...
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!” Next time...
There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done...
