A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
A little boy asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in make love. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her...
A man calls the hospital. He shouts into the receiver, “You gotta send some help, and fast! My wife’s going into labor!” The nurse says, “Calm...
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the...
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.” The bartender hands him the drink, and says...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green...
One night, a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Then he asked for another. After a couple more drinks, the...
A rabbit hops into a pub and asks the bartender, “Could I get a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?” The bartender is...
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did...
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & bangs all 150 hens. The farmer is...
Three guys were drinking in a pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained...
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers...
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman’s foot, the end of my tie got caught...
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead...
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly...