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He looks around, and takes a seat neat to a very attractive women. He gives […]
A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian […]
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry was sitting on a park bench debating what […]
One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late. Because she couldn’t find her […]
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, […]
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite […]
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags […]
Two medical students were walking along the street. When they saw an old man walking […]
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them […]
A small boy Little Johnny was awoken in the middle of the night by strange […]
“Susie asks, “Mommy, why do you always cut the ends off the sausages before you […]
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have […]
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put […]
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things […]
A woman goes her young daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, […]
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay […]
A city kid went to his grandpa farm for the weekend. He tagged along as […]
An elderly married couple is having problems in the bedroom. So the wife goes to […]
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting […]