Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “Ow!” Larry exclaimed. “What...
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day”,...
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up...
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving...
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past...
A man walked into the office of an eminent psychiatrist and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor! I’ve got this problem,” the man said....
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put...