A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money. The lady took a $20 bill out...
An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that...
A man gathered all of his children together and said, “Children when George Washington knocked down the cherry tree, he told his father honestly that it...
A couple walked into a cheap looking restaurant. As they were about to sit down they noticed there were crumbs on the seat, after cleaning up...
The woman had two female parrots who knew how to say only one thing: “Hey, we are sluts. Let’s have some fun!” They kept yelling it...
A plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...