A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are “snowbirds” in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he...
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and...
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The...
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have lovemaking and tell if he see’s them doing anything wrong. So they...
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve...
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”...
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does loving, the woman never...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. “Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”...