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One Monday morning a guy was in the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you...
A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a highway waiting to catch speeding drivers. There weren’t as many violators this day as usual. The...
Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,.. So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the...
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...
Roosevelt, Stalin, Mussolini, and Hitler are on a plane. They want to break the tension amongst the countries, so they decide to go on a retreat...
There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life” the finale had the following three incidents… Third Place “It was the day...
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” it...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee… On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me...
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed...
George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass. At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine,...
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gentleman suggested the young one accompany him...
A man had the worst day of his life, so he decided to go to the new bar… the bar was located on the roof of...
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son Little Johnny to...
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him...
There was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the...
A young man strides into a chemist and asks for a packet of protections. The pharmacist replies: “They come in packs of three, nine, or 12....
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
