Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, […]
Two women were playing a round of golf. One of them teed off and watched […]
Late one night, paramedics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital, suspecting a massive heart attack. […]
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man in the […]
Jazzmin O’Shea, a blonde accountant calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and […]
A plumber was called to a woman’s apartment in New York to repair a leaking […]
A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years […]
Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where […]
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The […]
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the […]
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all […]
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH […]
There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like […]
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 […]
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing […]
On Christmas Eve, little Timmy made a wish that Santa would deliver the best gift […]
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the […]
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: […]
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week […]
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of […]