A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret...
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a...
On Christmas Eve, little Timmy made a wish that Santa would deliver the best gift ever. When he woke up the next morning, he ran downstairs...
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who...
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: “Man, you have no idea what I had to...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her...
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling… “CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!!...
A rabbit hops into a pub and asks the bartender, “Could I get a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?” The bartender is...
It’s demob time in the army, and as things have gone so well there’s a new wheeze. “Every retiring soldier is entitled to a bonus,” says...