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A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, “Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!” The wife says, “Great!...
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it...
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!” “Is that you or the wine...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor, when someone came by and shouted: “Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in...
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m...
A man and a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower berth of a long distance train. At 2 am, man leans...
Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never believe...
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:...
Joey goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me rubber pack please? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner...
Teacher: “Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?” Students: “Eggs!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?” Students: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great!...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
Little Johnny runs to his dad and says, “Dad, there’s water in the carburetor of the car!” “How can you be so sure?” the father asks....
After 25 years of marriage, a husband took a long look at his wife one day and said: “Twenty-five years ago, we had a cheap apartment,...
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a...
A man walks into a bar, already drunk, and asks for a drink. “Sorry,” the bartender says, “but you obviously already had a little too much...
A son challenged his boastful father to a game of golf. The son was determined to beat his father in golf for the first time. On...
A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection, when he posed the following question to his wife of 20...
The young couple admired the scarecrow they saw along the road. “Look at that,” said the girl. “Not a crow in sight.” The boy looked at...
A man goes into a coffee shop and says, “I would like one of your special breakfasts.” “No problem,” comes the reply from behind the counter....
