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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yells the customer. “What’s with your hand on...
A young man sees her and eagerly approaches offering to get her a drink. Annoyed, she says “A drink? Yeah right, as if… And very original,...
A teacher said to her student, “Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?” After a few moments, Billy...
The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I ‘m giving...
John and Tony were in the bar, pondering over Tony’s problems. “Andrea and I want to get married,” said Tony, “but we can’t find anywhere to...
A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The man thinks for...
A waiter takes an order from a customer who requests half a Caesar salad. The waiter responds, “Well, we offer a small and a large. Would...
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a bread stick in his right...
A high school student came home from school seeming rather depressed. “What’s the matter son?” asked his mother. “Aw, gee,” said the boy, “it’s my marks....
It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and...
One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
A little girl received a tea set that quickly became one of her favorite toys. While her mother was away for a few weeks caring for...
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink...
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says...
A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time. She said they still didn’t fit. “Well,” said the dentist, “I’ll...
An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She is overjoyed as she was a devoted Catholic and going to Heaven was her life’s dream. Once...
After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell...
A man walks into the barber shop, sits down in the chair and the barber asks, “How do you want your haircut?” The man says, ”...
The retired guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts.” The doctor replies, “OK. Touch your elbow.”...
