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Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they...
The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The patient says, “Lay it on me Doc. What’s the bad news?” “You...
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg,...
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.” Bartender: “Yeah!...
A famous doctor was being interviewed by the news media. Looking to spice things up a little, one reporter asked if the doctor had ever made...
A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to the driver’s window and asked, “Sir, may I see your driver’s license...
A man visited the doctor. “Doctor, I have terrible flatulence, I have it all the time.” “Please undress so I can examine you,” said the doctor...
Two Irishmen were talking: The first asks, “Connor, you know that guy Trump who is running for President?” Connor says, “I do Sean, I do.” “Well”,...
A 15-year-old rolled up at home in a shiny Porsche, leaving his parents in shock. “Where did you get that car?!” they yelled. “I bought it,”...
A man went to his doctor and told him that he had not been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and...
