This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to...
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told...
A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, “Here...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the...
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the...
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and...
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
Two women are walking home from the bar when they both feel the need to pee, so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One of them...
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk...
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip....
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie....
A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill. After some thought,...
A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so he made an appointment and showed up the next day....
A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, “Do you have any small notebooks?” “Sorry,” says the manager. “We’re...
A wealthy boy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not...
Three men pass away on Christmas Day and arrive at the pearly gates. Saint Peter greets them and says, “You’re all sinners who should be sent...