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A blonde struggling with her weight visited her doctor for advice. He suggested she run […]
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked, “Why was I pulled […]
A man came to the emergency room with a series of long, jagged tear marks […]
Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure […]
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the […]
A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, “Honey, I […]
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that […]
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the […]
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also […]
A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor, when someone came […]
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is […]
A man and a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower […]
Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom […]
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?” […]
Joey goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me […]
Teacher: “Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?” Students: “Eggs!” Teacher: “Very good! Now […]
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I […]