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A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They...
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A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”...
A cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn’t stop staring at her. She...
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A man boarded a plane with six kids and got settled into their seats. A woman sitting across the aisle leans over and says, “Excuse me...
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.”, she...
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A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and...
At the zoo, a kid says to his mother Jokingly: “mom, look, look, that monkey looks really like my brother”. His mother looked at him and...
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how...
Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on...
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A beautiful young woman was about to undergo a minor operation. She was lying on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over...
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass...
A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, “No...
Three old men are discussing their make love lives. The Italian man says, “Last week, my wife and I had great lovemaking. I rubbed her body...
A married couple moves into to a new home. After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, “Honey,...
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