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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that...
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. “Where did you get the...
Three guys are sitting in a sauna: a Mexican, an Asian, and a white guy. The Mexican and white guy are showing off their new tech...
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. “I was only...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her front in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went...
Two old men were discussing their ailments. The first man said, “I’m getting forgetful, I can’t even remember my own phone number.” The second man replied,...
An old man goes golfing every weekend. His wife always complains about his going and leaving her alone. So one weekend he says, “Why don’t you...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to...
A guy and his buddy are getting trashed in a bar when the guy pukes on himself. He gets all upset and explains to his buddy...
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You...
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman Asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM. The wife undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How...
A man goes into a restaurant and orders soup. When the waiter brings out the bowl he has his thumb stuck in the soup, but the...
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency...
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what...
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an...
