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Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my...
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want,...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the s***es, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,...
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals....
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking...
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes...
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented...
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in...
The mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the...
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded to...
A wonderful night of love making, The young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a...
A man walks into a bar and asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The bartender said: “Before you tell that joke...
A pirate goes into a bar and the bartender says: “Long time since I’ve seen you, man, you look terrible.” The pirate says: “I feel fine.”...
A boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it...
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be...
A drunk takes his dog for a walk. After awhile he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 am. And is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If i ever win the lottery what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
The Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played...
