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Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, “Here,...
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring...
A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides...
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in ‘Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What...
A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his...
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did...
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approaches the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and...
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg,...
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump...
