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The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.” The bartender hands him the drink, and says...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green...
One night, a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Then he asked for another. After a couple more drinks, the...
A rabbit hops into a pub and asks the bartender, “Could I get a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?” The bartender is...
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did...
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder in the...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & bangs all 150 hens. The farmer is...
