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One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can...
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but...
The doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says, hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where...
Johnny and Susie were playing undressed, wondering why they have different “parts” When Johnny got home he asked his mother why he had a stick and...
A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and starts flexing in front of a blonde woman. She exclaims “Wow, what a great chest you have!” He says,...
One day a blind man goes to a restaurant. The server asked him if he’d like to see the menu. The blind man says: “no, I...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A guy who has a bad stutter goes to the doctor, he says “doccttrr I have ttttoo gettt rid ooooff my stttuter ccccan you hhhhelp me?”...
A guy was in an elevator one day and noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed. He held the door for...
